Hot Steppin'

If my sciatic nerve had a face, I imagine this is what it would look like:


Baby has discovered how to kill me already. The past two days, from my left butt cheek down, my sciatic nerve has been crying tales of woe.

Positive note: I have now officially grown a baby bump, with or without a full bladder. It happened after I had an Oreo milkshake. And yes, it is a baby bump. It is not fat. At least, that is what I keep telling myself.
Lesson learned? Baby likes Oreo milkshakes. They make he/she/it grow strong. Baby can have all the Oreo milkshakes it wants.